Hey guys did you kn-
This is such a nice artstyle :D
I feel like a pokeball’s more efficient
You could just drink your Vaporeon then pee it out when you get to the destination.
that is realy all you need for vacation
*deep sigh*#DEEPER INHALE ##Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more!
hydration is key guys
SOMEONE PUT ME IN A SUITCASE! IM A VAPOREON!
“Ok I’ve packed my sex doll, now I’m ready for vacation!”
Pro tip ! If it cant fit into your suitcase, Take your Schizophrenia medicine. Its not real Jared, please... You are scaring me
I prefer leafeon :3
**SLAMS THE SUITCASE**
Vaporeons are technically water bottles with legs so you can just suck any part of his body and drink water
Emotional support vap, check.
this is so cute! and the artstyle is awesome!...that said.i can't help but feeling that there is some kink involved
i mean thats the only thing it need for vacations
Protest what you need the most!
ah yes**EMERGENCY FOOD**
"V a p o r e o n w o u l d m a k e a g o o d f l e s h l i g h t"
*me in the comments knowing what I’m going to find*
#So. Fuckng. Cute.Furbot search vaporeon
There are 2 things going through my mindOn one, it's the entire Vaporeon CopypastaOn the other, more prominent one, is that this vap is precious and I would never fuck it unless I had to to save my life
When you lose the Pokéball
Heartwarming and true! ❤️
My Sylveon flies with me in an adjacent seat.