Sorry, ma'am. We have a search warrant and will be confiscating your uterus. We've had too many complaints from your neighbors and you've been deemed negligent to own your uterus.
Hello 911? Yes my wife just informed me she has not passed ANY background checks to own a uterus
If I fill out a background check can I buy a uterus?
Make sure you leave your uterus locked in your car when you go into the post office.
I'm glad my wife passed her class and qualification course to have her uterus in public.
Yet girls can still go to school even though they have to bring those organs into the building
Oh shit so does my wife need to pass a background check to own her uterus or do I need to pass one to use it?
Well, tbf, guns don't kill people. People kill people. And people come from uteruses.Wake up, sheeple./s
wait so how exactly is the uterus regulated?
Do women have to leave their uterus at home if they don't have a permit to carry it issued by the government?No. They do not.
Blah blah blah.People who know absolutely nothing about firearms and the buying process talking about it like it's buying a stick of deodorant.Almost kinda like people without a basic understanding of how the female body works passing legislation on a uterus.
Can I ask the gun people out there what classifies a gun as a assault weapon? Cause I think even with a flintlock pistol as close enough range that could assualt the shit out of someone.
This person knows about as much about gun regulations as people passing abortion bans do about women’s anatomy. Such a dumb tweet
Well uhhhhYou're not allowed to own assault weapons, so... Shut upHell in some states you're not even allowed to own semi auto
Just as dangerous
People who post things like this clearly don't know anything about gun laws. If you don't think men should regulate women's reproductive rights, you should really look into gun laws and how they are statistically used in crimes before trying to say what laws need passed around them.
You got a license for that pussy?
"DROP THE UTERUS! DROP IT!! DROP- *BANG BANG BANG*"
That’s a complete lie.
America, where you can shame others with semantics while completely ignoring the issue. Simultaneously being the party that wants to regulate your right to even do so.
Ladies, it sounds like we need to get our uteruses classified as assault weapons.
There’s no such thing as assault rifles!Ok so we can take them away then?NOOOOOOOO!
It started in California - They have warnings about blatantly harming your reproductive parts, some businesses like advertising this way even when they aren't aggressive.
I’ve always said let’s meet in the middle. A woman can have an abortion at her pleasure and a man can give up his parental rights without having to pay child support if he didn’t want that child and she did.
What the hell is an assault weapon? My fists could be used as assault weapons
Then how come I know four people who’ve had abortions and zero that own assault weapons?
Try as I might, the gov won't even allow me to undergo the background check to get my uterus.
......why do i think shes doing background checks first
The answer is less uterus regulation