The 25 year old dating a 16 year old “But she’ll be 17 in March” Starter Pack
Addicted to monster energy drink and sometimes cigarettes
Drives a 93 civic with stereo system and rims worth more than car
His name is Derrick, 16 yo’s name is Amber. Her mother Sandy let’s “D” sleep over because “it’s good having a man around the place.”
His name is something like Brett or Derek and has a good chance of getting her pregnant
Also the domestic abuser starter pack, coincidentally
* Never matured past high school so he always hangs around there, even though it’s been years since he graduated.*Buys his girlfriend’s friends alcohol so they’ll think he’s cool.* Lives with his mom still or lives in a roach infested apartment on the shitty side of town.
groomer starter pack
He wears Calvin Klein "Obsession" with his stone washed jeans, drinks Fireball and has a sperm count through the fuckin roof.
[Relevant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M_XELa7kdmQ)[Also relevant](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UIk3_aLwg3I&t=155s)Edit: One last [relevant video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v6TpHcBlzg4)
These dudes aren’t 25 anymore lol, they’re at least 30 now
Jean shirts and white nikes, Newport’s, civic hatchback, says things like “that’s wus up”
Mark Tremonti takes great offense at this.
This picture reeks of Newport’s.
Wears all white. White flat-brimmed cap with a white logo, white shirt with either silver or ghost flames, white basketball shorts, white Nike Air Force 1s.Always has a silver chain on.Sounds like the dude from Len on "Steal My Sunshine" from all the vaping and Swisher Sweets he smokes.
She has an old soul.
somebody once told me
I was friends with a girl dating a guy just like this in HS. Couldn’t be more spot on 😂
More like "I don't have a jawline so I trim my facial hair that way, but I also think that females who wear make up are liars and all women should be brought to a pool on the first date so I can see their true face" starter pack.
You forgot the lifted truck with Dad’s co-signed signature
I’m very ashamed to admit that before reading the title I thought “what a nice beard style” But apparently it has connotations, guess I’m gonna have to keep shaving :(
Steve from Smash Mouth starter pack
This guy lives with his girlfriend and her mom after his parents tell him he can’t freeload anymore. So he stays at home all day with his girlfriend, who’s ignoring the truancy letters, while not even entertaining the thought of getting a job.
I cringe at the fact there was a time I sported the chin strap beard in the early 2000s.
She’s illegal now, but she’s less illegal next year.
you fucker, i enjoyed having my facial hair like this for the past two months and i know i shouldn't just BC of one meme reddit post but im probably gonna shave it all in a day now.
Tribal tattoos for days
16 is basically 17 which is basically 18 🛬
how is this international?! i swear they even walk around like that in germany
Somehow has remarkable skin every time
And a Monster baseball cap [with the label still attached.](https://blog.lids.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/6a01156f601682970b0133f26a6602970b-800wi.jpg)
The Daddy-O-5 beard there. Bottom left.
Drives an old F150 or Silverado with only the front suspension lifted and giant chrome wheels
Also known as: how to tell if a guy still thinks it's 2007
Always wears flat brimmed hats
He definitely dips, but only with the pouches.He always has his clear water bottle full of dip spit.
Storytime.I grew up with this kid from elementary school through HS graduation. We were both socially awkward, but I had my limits. He didn't. He had no problem dating girls our age in HS, but for some reason, he always had to have a pre-pubescent side piece. One day he starts dating my best friend (a year younger than us). She was quite the catch, so I told him not to mess it up. Lay off the kids. Didn't listen. He started dating some 11-year-old (we were 17). My friend found out and dumped his ass.A little over a year later this friend and I start dating. He becomes insanely jealous and tells people that I "stole her from him." Please. Anyway, 20 years later I'm still married to my best friend. And while I haven't heard from or talked to that guy in a long time, I remember my wife and I checking his FB over a decade ago. He hadn't changed up to that point. He had HS prom photos every year for at least 5 years after graduation. I can only assume that the school eventually instituted a "no non-students" policy in his honor, or the trend would have continued.
But right now it is April...
Yoooo this was the go to cut back in 2010-2012 in high school. Partially because we didnt have fully grown in facial hair yet but every guy who can grow one had this style.
Mine wore a velour suit and drank hypnotiq, except during shabbat. Wild times.
He’ll be living in that trailer park in Pinellas, FL known as “Pervert Park” from Netflix. Too accurate.
This was funny the first time I saw it. Not so much the 500th.
Stop posting this we get it
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