The founders would say the f**k is an Ohio.

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The founders would say the fk is an Ohio

The founders would say the f**k is an Ohio.

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5aur1an

Funny how the right always refer to the "Founding Fathers" as justification for this or that, when the reality is most on the right are rather ignorant of history.

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noddingtrillium

Washington had his army inoculated so his forces wouldn't be wiped out by disease. Truly revolutionary, pun intended.

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TopGovtOfficial

You have to specify which book, or else they'll end up with Mein Kampf some more.

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Darth_Ronin

Fuck Gym Jordan and his stupid fucking duck district that continues to vote for the dipshit.Sincerely,A resident of Ohio’s 3rd district.Beatty ain’t great, but she’s miles better than Jordan.Can’t wait to see how fucked we get by the upcoming redistricting. Red states are fucking cancer.

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Kang_andor_Kodos

The Founders would've known "Ohio" to be a big chunk of western PA and eastern modern Ohio. Washington owned a bunch of land in "Ohio".

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ebone581

Read??? Gym Jordan?? Ohh my, that’s rich

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dantoucan

Quarantines were a common part of life before vaccines existed. Separating yourself or others who were infectious was basically the only form of diseases control and nobody questioned it because everybody saw how fast people could get sick and die from these diseases.

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Sad_Panda1978

The founders would probably want to know how a weak, pandering, do nothing, spineless, little man like Jim Jordan got elected. They’d also be pretty unsure about this whole abolition of slavery thing.

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Dizmn

The founding fathers used the Iroquois name for the region west of the Appalachians and south of the great lakes - Ohio Country. A whole ass war was fought involving Ohio Country, involving a British officer named George Washington, who was given land in Ohio Country as a thanks for his service. As dumb as Gym Jordan is, you also need to read a book, OP, because the founding fathers knew what Ohio is.

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infamouszoggy

Republicans reading a book? Nah, facebook only

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mikerhoa

Gym Jordan is what you get if you farted into a jar every couple of hours for 35 years, put it onto a podium in front of a microphone, and opened the lid... only louder and dumber.

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em3am

One founding father, Benjamin Franklin, would fuck you up in a fair fight after he saw what you Republicans did to his Post Office.

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IdidntNeedToDoThis

This weird part of me imagined the soldiers happy to go to Boston so they could go to the Aquarium

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Coolector

Could you imagine if the Trumpanzee’s were around back then? They’d be calling Washington part of Deep Colony and a traitor because he’s taking a virus seriously

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TransDeku

The Ohio Valley did exist back then lmao

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PleaseListenToMeOK

Read a book? If he read a book that would take time away from letting young men get sexually assaulted by his wrestling coaching team.

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baconyjeff

Republicans aren't really into reading books. They are more into BURNING them.

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kenpachi212

But but but but

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fullyclothed1

The "founders" created Ohio. George Washington fought for the British in Ohio.

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PrettyinPink75

Jim Jordan is an embarrassment to Ohio, he’s my mom’s congressman and even with the bad things he’s done, the stupidity in Congress etc., all the republicans vote for him. There are very few democrats in her county (and my county for that matter). Most of the people just vote republican and do zero investigating on who it is they are voting for, they let Fox News do the investigating for them and it’s sad. That’s how these clowns stay in power for so long. Yes I have tried to explain it to her and her friends but noooooooo they don’t want to listen

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