Wanna unlock your parents, Harry?

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Wanna unlock your parents Harry

Wanna unlock your parents, Harry?

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44 Comments

salty_cokie

You are a micro transaction Harry

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bunnywithahammer

Harry I preordered your mom

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Todd-The-Godd-Howard

Or you can pay 50 for a chance to unlock them

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chefkc

Also monthly 1000$ subscription so you can use em

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The_Lurked

That's why harry's parents gave him shit ton of money

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ilikepeople1990

And your grandparents are unlockable with paid DLC!

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RRainJE

I guess EA-afying people makes them look like shadow demons.

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CheeseBurber344

Or I can just download them for free from the sketchy website

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Hi_ThisIsEngineering

Lol his mom is only worth 66% of his dad.GeNdEr PaY gAp strikes again.

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Cminni65

Feel like Activision is now worse than EA

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TheTryHardSTW_ABD

Would you like a loot box with your purchase

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MaG_NITud3

Just checking before I give award u/repostsleuthbot

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Monsterup_69

Or pay 100 bucks for taking a trial

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Ramen_Foxe_345

Affordable prize for that lady

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Idk-123

Shouldn't his mom be worth more? Her magic protected Harry from death. What did his dad even do?

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deepsky__wonders

Harry be like:Fuck em, I don't want em

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MobyHugeee

I like how he made the dad more expensive. cuz they’re more rare!

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MinecraftCat242

Parents? Nah, pEArents

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dtardiff2

$749.99 for a SWINE? No thank you

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Farden230

Harry has already spent his money on Ron and Ermione.

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bettercallconnolly

The fact that the Mum is cheaper too.

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WellEndowedPunk

He should get a family discount, shouldn't he?

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SnAK-103

HARRY. Buy you mum! You dad treated snaps like shit! Don’t waste your B O B U X

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Bioalienos

EA Hogwarts

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DemirDit

They aren't EA they've been EA'd

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theepussygrabber

EA ...... challenge everything

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P-achi

After unlocking parents Harry realized he needed to unlock glasses in order to actually see them. Harry only needs €2895,-

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CrazyTechWizard96

Come on. It's EA, You would have to unlock the Mirror first, than You could look at your Unlockable Parents from that point of View.

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jrobharing

The real tragedy:Goes to pay because he inherited all that Wizard money.“We’re sorry, only US Dollars are accepted. This item is not available for purchase in your area.”Realizes he is still incredibly poor in the muggle world...

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thomasMeab

Sounds pretty cheap for a pair of brand new parents. I'd pay that

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laflamerodeo925

Where is your mum Potter? Is she ea? IS SHE EA? 😂😂💀💀

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--reaper-

Just waiting for a Karen to ask why the male is worth more

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xbotpc_

499 and 799GENDER WORTH GAP!!

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Astro-240

Hey Harry is British tf are there dollars

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PirateCaptainMoody

But... Harry's rich isn't he?

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CorndogCrusader

Ummmm, why is Harry's dad more expensive? SEXISM! MISOGYNY! /s

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onigirii_red

Not accurate. Every body part would be an additional cost.

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Jankufood

Pay a dollar for a chance to unlock parents SSS: James Potter, Lily Potter (0.0000000000001%)

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GoldenFeatherwing

Please. With his inheritance he can buy them in under a nanosecond

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MrEchaz

Wait y does his mother cost less.Im not a man hater or somthing im just saying

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halket007

why is the dad more expensive than mom

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bontum

Whoa why is Harry’s dad more expensive ... Cancel EA!!

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Cultural_Giraffe_902

With the beginner pack, unlock both your parents and a step sister

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Redditlogicking

Well Harry Potter got a lot of gold hiding under Gringotts so he can pay for it lol

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