A nice variation of "I could eat an alphabet soup and shit a more intelligent argument than this."
“Ok I’m sorry.”
I need you to wipe the sweat off your upper lip and come back at me with an insult that you didn't have to recite under your breath ten times before posting it.
No, u.Works everytime.
This is when you take what remains of your dignity, and start walking, keep walking until you find a desert, if you are lucky, you should be able to find some wild aloe, for that wild burn.
Speaking from vast amounts of experience I see. Can you also eat a bunch of crayons and shit out the Mona Lisa?
"what do you get when you multiply six by nine"
this is one of those insults people get out of like a "badass insult generator" or something. or one of those "what's the most devastating insult you've ever heard" threads. not rare.
Just say I love you mom and goodnight I guess.
[Using a reddit comeback](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2qdW6DBQkg)
To Whoever triggered this person so much that he had to resort to scrabble shitting word insults.... You must be a real jackass
Just follow the instructions mate. You can’t recover
Answer:- Thanks for admitting your literacy skills are shit.- Hasbro does not involve reliving your frat days when you thought sticking things up your ass makes you smart.- This is why you should tell your mom she needs a refund from the sperm donor because your turkey baster ass was a waste of money.- I was expecting an insult, not a novel.
That's a lot of words to say 'dumb fuck'
If someone says something like this to me, I'm going to apologise for whatever it is that got us to this point.
I thought they were looking for a strong password
"knowing you dumbass i could shit out the whole ass dictionary and you still wont understand anything."
I’m allergic to the Scrabble letters
I think the best response would be to say, “I’ve already eaten the letters, but you’ll have to wait until your mom shits them out. Because she eats all that comes out directly from my ass.”
Had me in the first half not gonna lie
Their next poop could spell “DISASTER”
A compliment.The n when they respond, you correct yourself and apologise for that not making any sense. Say you had time to collect your thoughts, then call them a cunt.Win
Your breath smells like dick.
“whatever message I send back will be less full of shit than you!”Best I could come up with in 30 seconds.
Inbox later "I did, it says your a cunt"
Reply with "Thank you for your writing tip, that I am sure you honed that techique over many years of experimentation." Or, the alternative, "Joke's on you, I'm into that sh*t!".
Good soldiers follow orders.
You do exactly what they said, box it up, hand deliver it to them and say you felt you should reply in person.
My response: Now that you said it, then why don't you DO it first?
“Will boggle work instead?”
I don't have enough time or crayons to explain why that wouldn't work. Maybe we could get a kindergarten teacher with special education experience to explain it better.
Man, brings “talking out of your ass” to a whole new level!
This is one of the most original ones I've seen.
Answer:- Your childhood had to be hard when your mom is the inspiration for Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Get fucking nuked from orbit
I don't there is a comeback for this 💀 you have to submit
I'd say "I did it I but can't read it, could you take a look at it coz I guess u have much experience reading stuff like that"
You say whatever the scrabble tiles tell you to say
The ultimate Facebook insult