When you have no time for drama
Plot twist: The kid was actually part of the groceries.
I do this like 3 times a day with my toddler. So much they've got used to it and it's like scruffing a cat and they go limp.I get that toddlers are learning to be human but they sure do suck at times.
As a parent of multiple toddlers. Can confirm.
only losers make multiple trips
Honestly that looks like a lot of fun for the toddler, sounds like a blast
Entirely expected. Entirely hilarious too.
why is this a 16mb gif.. my data cannot can
Is that David Wallace?
I worked at a daycare with 3-5 year olds, and this is exactly the kind of energy you need to bring.When you're trying to get 20-30 toddlers ready to go outside in winter in MN, and one kid is throwing a fit about putting on their coat, there is no time for talking it out and reasoning.I'd just pull the coat on the kid backwards then zip the little brat up.
I’ve done this before 😂
That's what you call a pro dad move
This looks like a routine "Dad's unloading the groceries, assume the position"
That was absolutely expected! I would do the same without thinking about it.
The only Unexpected bit here is that the kid isn't visibly giggling by the end. I have 100% done this with my kids, and I always found that going for a bit of a trip was an instant tantrum breaker.
Plot twist: she's dead and he's hiding the body
All those one trips, really paid off
How is this unexpected
Plot twist: Not his kid.
I pick my kids up like this on a daily basis
I’m more careful moving furniture through a door than he is making sure he doesn’t bump the kid into anything.
God I hate kids
Second, maybe third kid. Once you’ve seen what the first can survive
*Not today Satan*